March 2012
hell is a circus peanut
fucking 3 musketeers, burn em all…..for me hell is red vines &good n plentyhell is a three muskateers bar
newgrounds.com/maddox.xmission“Shut up salad fingers” I yell at the quiet nerdy girl who never causes problems for anyone “ebaums bitch. Get back on weebls stuff” I’m really shouting, letting her have it. She looks terrified, her hands are twisting around themselves. I sense her panic, “homestarrunner SLUT go update your xanga” suddenly an explosion of animal print clothing and hair accessories as she reveals her true form- the year 2003
wtf I haven’t been drunk in ages n,How did this happen o yea 3 vo dka drinks & 1 gin and tonic that’s how (glad vodka is already programmed into my phone) ugh I have to get up at 8:30 tomorrow ;____;
“I don care, whatever”
—Maya (via unbear)
I don’t remember saying this at all
I don’t remember saying this at all
its raining balls out, good thing i decided against wearing my faux fur jacket