did you even SEE that pizza?? there’s like 3 lbs of cheese on it, not to mention sauce on top. holding it up would just increase the chance of topping slippage. i only use the fork for the first 1/2 of the slice, after which the weight is evenly dispersed.
Which is a better pick-up line?
A: "I like to keep you handy... for close encounters."
or B: "Cum with me if you want to live."
well hmm, i guess since you wouldn’t really be able to get the whole “play on words” with B if you actually said it in person i don’t think it would be as effective. choice A makes more sense if you said it out loud, B is funnier written out. why, you planning on seducing someone in particular with snazzy pick-ups?? :p