October 2011
everything is lamé
for-madmen-only:
speednoisehardcorerage:
Black Metal is lame
Backed hard
music is lame
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real actual questions asked by customers to me/my...
“hey yeah do you guys have cowboy shorts?”
“i’m trying to be a steampunk witch…do you have like, witch goggles???”
“heeey um, soo do you have…costume…accessories??”
person calls the shop and wants to know details on a particular costume, asks “yeah can you just take a picture and text it to me? i’ll give you my...
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most popular halloween costumes 2k11
women:
cleopatra (???)
black swan
zombie
day of the dead/sugar skull makeup
tron (they don’t make rental quality tron)
dudes:
military stuff (??)
roman/greek stuff
pirates
tron
werewolves (??)
macho man randy savage
a rough guestimate based on what we keep getting asked for over and over again at work.
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at this .point I’ve had cheerio crumbs latexed to my face for the past 14 hrs
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omg its been a literal fucking nightmare trying to get home tonight. also I have to pee so bad rn
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brandnewswastikas:
Lipstick on the collar is dead. Nowadays, a girl knows you’ve been with another woman when she finds lipstick on your butt hole.
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acidbath:
hey woah suprise black face isnt funny
halloween is such a shitty reminder of how terrible people are
one time at work this bro rented a pimp costume and he’s like “yea so what kind of face paint should i use to make me look black” and i was like “uhh, well uhhh there’s these browns or i have just straight up black” and he was like “yeah...
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Watchweedeat:
dive
omg they’re playing dragula
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why is “priscilla, queen of the desert” under “father and son” movies on netflix??
