Date a girl who hates. Date a girl who has hated since she began to live. Date a girl with 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer-thin layers. Date a girl that if the word hate was engraved on every nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one billionth of the hate she feels for humans at this micro-instant. HATE. HATE.
my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.
i’m stressed out rn how can this be a revelation to so many people
It looks like a normal plate of fettuccine Alfredo, but upon closer inspection, you can see that the fettuccine has been replaced with thin, blonde dreadlocks. These dreadlocks were carefully gathered from the grounds of a large electronic music festival. That’s why the dish is so expensive.